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top 12 most embarrassing list entries
Top Twelve Most Embarrassing List Entries
(believe it or not, this list was in the works
before the top tens were called cheesy)
! psychokitty !
(in order)
12. Top Ten Celeb Boys That Are Cute But Such Goody Two Shoes That Your Mother Will Love Them More Than You And Therefore They Are Not Worth Dating (9 September 2002)
bernard sumner of new order
not really embarrassed more like mistaken. He was a little fucked up, but I guess I was more thinking boring than goody two shoes.
11. Top Ten Sucky TV Boyfriends (4 March 2003)
Eric from Gem. He dated both Jessica AND Gem at the same time. I don't care if it's the same person because Eric thought they were different people. That's still cheating!!
only embarrassed here because I had the wrong name. Not Eric, but RIO!! (more reason to hate him)
10. Top Ten Perfect TV Boyfriends (4 March 2003)
Apu from the Simpsons. he's sensitive and romantic (Check out how he courted his wife) and would never shirk his responsibilities as a husband and dad.
my mistake!!! I forgot he cheated on his wife!!!! But that's when he was a husband, not a boyfriend….so maybe I can still include him on this list.
9. Top Ten Favorite Robots (27 June 2002)
twiggy from buckrogers
oh God no!! I think they were my favorites when I was 4, but now that I'm 27, I realize how stupid they really were.
8. Top Ten Favorite Monsters (15 June 2002)
Ewoks
see above, but change 4 to 8.
7. Top Ten Famous Boys Who Should Be Dating Me (9 November 2001)
Marlon Wayans (I think his brother Sean is super cute, but Marlon is crazy funny. I think I'd have more fun with him on a date than Sean)
oh, gosh! He's so over!!!
6. Top Ten Bad TV Shows I Love Watching (16 October 2001)
Live with Regis + Kelly (not really a bad show, more like I show I wouldn't admit that I like watching)
it really IS a bad show. What was I thinking?
5. Top Ten Snoggable British Boys - but not the kind you wanna bring across the pond to momma (21 November 2002)
that cute but musically dull dude from coldplay (i like yellow tho.')
I do not want to snog anyone from coldplay. And they are the kind to bring home to momma. So friggin' boring, especially that Mr. Paltrow! My good friend Shirin will hate me for all this anti-coldplay feelings.
4. Top Ten Celeb Boys That Are Cute But Such Goody Two Shoes That Your Mother Will Love Them More Than You And Therefore They Are Not Worth Dating (9 September 2002)
that lead boy from coldplay
strangely, by the next month I deemed him snoggable yet suddenly too dangerous for momma! What happened?! Oh, was that when he punched a photographer or something?
3. Top Seven Date Locales For Your Hot Date With Steve Irwin, Host of Croc Hunter On Animal Planet - entire list (14 January 2002)
I realize this doesn't imply that it's my grand desire to date him, however I am embarrassed to have dedicated a list topic to him and to have spent so much time thinking up dating scenarios with someone who who nearly fed his kid to a croc!
2. Top Ten Famous Boys Who Should Be Dating Me (9 November: 2001)
Jimmy Fallon (he's sooo adorable. and i like his carson impersonation)
blech!!!!! Jimmy Fallon is so unfunny and a total cheeseball!! And he has to the nerve to think he's so cool! He's is just sooo wrong and gets by only by his cuteness.
1. Top Ten Famous Guys You Would Combine To Get The Perfect Boy To Marry And Have A Hundred Million Babies With (2 July 2002)
those dreamy eyes from that Dashboard Confessional dude
anything involving Chris Carrabba cannot be good (especially offspring)
~ meg ~
(in order)
12. Top Ten Favorite One-Hit Wonders (29 October 2001)
"Mambo No. 5" - Lou Bega
that song does not hold up
11. Top Ten Favorite Monsters: Part 2 (15 June 2002)
pokemon
poke-lame!
10. Top Ten Things You Would Do If You Were A Man For A Day (19 June 2002)
shave my facial hair into exciting patterns, like lightening bolts
I always thought this would be such a cool thing to do, until I saw one of the guys on Average Joe 2 who has facial hair in the shape of a star and a zig-zag. now I realize it's very, very lame.
9. Top Ten Musical Works I Like That No One Else I Know Does (14 July 2002)
the growler - skavoovie & the epitones
I think the last time I listened to this was in 2002
8. The multiple appearances of Alient Ant Farm's "Smooth Criminal" cover (Top Ten Favorite Songs Right Now, 19 August 2003 and Top Ten Favorite Albums And Singles Of 2001, 9 January 2002)
7. Top Ten Perfect TV Boyfriends (4 March 2003)
Vaughn on Alias. Mainly because he likes tough chicks without being a total wuss (he is the head of the CIA or whatever after all).
dude. I don't even watch that show.
tied with
Top Ten Favorite Colors And Why (13 February 2002)
Pink. Red for girls. The feminine red. The cute, nonthreatening red. Best used ironically (a pink skull, a pink bag with spikes, etc.)
I rescind the "best used ironically" comment. pink's cool.
6. the entire Top Ten Favorite Song Lyrics list (4 February 2002). it's true, but copping to my love for all those overearnest lyrics, and publishing it, is cheesy.
5. Top Ten Cheesy Movies I Love (12 December 2002)
Can't Hardly Wait/Some Kind of Wonderful (the goofy/cheeseball and earnest/cheeseball teen flick duo)
I think I had a crush on ethan embry or something. or maybe because the cast was so recognizable. Can't Hardly Wait is cheesy, but not loveable. I'd move Josie & the Pussycats up there, and add The Craft to the list.
4. most of my Top Ten Celeb Boys That Are Cute But Such Goody Two Shoes That Your Mother Will Love Them More Than You And Therefore They Are Not Worth Dating (9 September 2002) list
That Dashboard Confessional kid, Everyone of the Interpol boys (one of which I see *everywhere* and now he's a freakin' rock star!), Noah Wylie
so first off, anything to do with dashboard confessional/chris carraba is now just horrifyingly embarrassing. second, I wrote the list before I realized that I went to college with one of the Interpol boys and had a huge crush on him at the time and would still totally take him home to my mom, except now he's a big rock star. plus I saw one of them doing lines, which make them not so much goody-two-shoes. so my choice is inexplicable. and third, noah wylie? at number one? where the hell did I pull that out of?
3. Top Ten Famous Boys Who Should Be Dating Me (9 November 2001)
David Boreanaz, Seth Green, Gideon Yago
clearly this was deep in my Buffy phase - I know I just threw Boreanaz in there to round out the list. the Seth Green and Gideon Yago entries are part of a disturbing pattern though (see also Top Ten Famous Guys You Would Combine To Get The Perfect Boy To Marry And Have A Hundred Million Babies With, 2 July 2002)
2. Top Ten Snoggable British Boys - but not the kind you wanna bring across the pond to momma (21 November 2002)
that incomprehensible cooking british rich boy - I believe you mean Jaime Oliver, and I agree, Gideon Yago (oh... wait...)
so yeah, what the hell was with my gideon yago obsession? in my defense, this was probably his first month on the air, before he became heir apparant to carson "giant tool" daly, when he was just the kid with the cool glasses and tattoo. but still...
jamie oliver was a one-trick pony. now I'd replace him with martin freeman. I'd replace that whole list with martin freeman actually... and then in another two years I can write how I'm embarrassed by my martin freeman obsession.
1. the fact that I used the word "cuppa" in my #10 entry in Top Ten Things To Do On Psychokitty's Fantasy Island (1 June 2002)
and just to balance things out, here's my favorite top ten list:
Top Ten Things I'd Do If I Were A 60 Year French Baker Named Claude Who Lived In A Suburb Of Nice