Top 10 TV Commercials I Hate

posted Monday, 27 January 2003

Top Ten TV Commercials I Hate


! psychokitty !


10. The Chevy ad with Bob Seger's "like a rock"
9. toyota ad with that dumb guy in the television set
8. the commercial for the drug that treats pre-pre-menopausal syndrome. that's just 100% bullshit.
7. drug ads where people are skipping in the fields and shit and the voiceover mumbles that common side effects are stroke and death.
6. that car commercial with that horrid barenaked ladies song.
5. hipsters in the laundromat who create a gigantic bubble bath party and are drinking smirnoff. it's just so annoying because you never meet beautiful people just like that in a laundromat and it just annoys me how it tries to be so damn cool.
4. that zoom zoom car commerical--i hate that song
3. the new Wiz commercials where everyone is so friggin' nice that it makes you sick
3. "dude you're gettin' a dell"
2. those Dell commercials with those goddamn annoying interns
1. gap crazy stripes - it makes me sick how these souless, rhythmless stick skinny models are lip synching this song and are trying to be groovy when they are so not. it's so obviously fake that it offends me that they try to pass this shit onto the masses.


~ meg ~


10. those new anti-drug ads that show the same scene play out three or four times. i understand what they're trying to do, but it doesn't make any sense
9. that smirnoff commercial, and every ad with the media's idea of a "wild hipster "youth" that it represents
8. political ads. they're boring and they suck.
7. ads for products that shouldn't exist. even if it's a good ad (and it never is) I'm so distracted by the fact that someone is trying to convince me I need a plug-in air freshener with an additional plug in it that I can't move on.
6. drug ads. same reasons as you.
5. that new coors ad with the fighting women. and all ads like that. because it's not just offensive, it's lazy.
4. any car commercial that's just shots of the car driving. boring!
3. any car commercial with a rugged male voice or a cheeseball rock song
2. any car commercial with a "wacky" pitchman, particularly ads that try to "send up" the wacky pitchman with attempts at having an ironic wacky pitchman
1. any commercial for a household product that only features women, particularly when the women are talking about taking care of their kids or husbands. what, my dad doesn't need to buy floor cleaner?


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