Top Ten Sucky TV Boyfriends
~ meg ~
(who could only come up with five)
5. Dawson on Dawson's Creek. He's not sensitive, he's boring (actually, this should be all the Hot Young Things the WB tries to shove down our throats as Cute Sensitive Boys Who Will Understand Them. Like that kid on Everwood, and the Ben/Noel ridiculousness on Felicity).
4. Larry David on Curb Your Enthusiasm. Though he would be really funny. But infuriating.
3. Will or Jack on Will and Grace, or the male cast of Queer as Folk. 'Cause, you know. Gay.
2. All those holier-than-thou boys on "7th Heaven". They're supposed to be all religious, but they keep dating all the girls in the same family. It's so creepy and incestuous.
1. Clark Kent on Smallville. He's always running off and won't tell you where he went. Plus, if you found out he was Superman, you'd never know when he was using his x-ray vision.
! psychokitty !
(who could only come up with seven)
7. Fox Mulder from X-files. workaholics, particularly paranoid ones, would be terrible people to date
6. Jack Tripper from Three's company...because he hangs out with Larry
5. Larry from Three's company. a womanizer with has some weird fetish for flight attendants and Swedish women named Gretchen. and he wears too much gold jewelry
4. Jesse from Gilmore Girls. Ok, he's really hot, but man he is a terrible boyfriend. he expects his woman to be there when he needs them, but won't be there for you when you need him. And he's such a cookie cutter, uninteresting bad ass who's masculinity gets easily challenged (see swan incident).
3. George Costanza from Seinfeld. he's self-centered and whiney. he's only funny because he's so pathetic!
2. Eric from Gem. He dated both Jessica AND Gem at the same time. I don't care if it's the same person because Eric thought they were different people. That's still cheating!!
1. those nasty 7th heaven boys. they're so perfect, positive and disgusting.