Top Ten Jobs I Would Never Want
! psychokitty !
(who did 12)
12. retail store clerk
11. token booth clerk
10. toll booth clerk
9. President
8. teen pop star
7. lawyer
6. psychotherapist
5. telemarketer
4. prison guard
3. janitor
2. hooker
1. personal assistant
~ meg ~
10. fast food worker. tedious, bad pay, and customers treat you like automatons. dehumanizing.
9. lawyer. so, so, so boring.
8. pilot or flight attendant. I hate flying.
7. those college kids on the street with their awful "hey! do you like comedy?" pitch
6. farmer. I hate being outdoors in the sun.
5. middle-manager. you don't create anything and you get blamed when things go wrong.
4. janitor/cleaner at any office building. people are gross.
3. the guy standing out on broadway and houston with the sign for "discount liquidators" when it is 2 freakin' degrees outside
2. porn actor. it seems like the quickest way to becoming completely dead inside.
1. prostitute. yeah, that would suck.