top 10 delicious corporate treats

posted Friday, 2 July 2004

Top Ten Delicious Corporate Treats
(processed, packaged, or otherwise fake food you know
you shouldn't like but are too delicious to pass up)

~ meg ~

10. movie popcorn. unhealthy, too much, and way the hell too expensive. your large popcorn pays for the next ben affleck action movie. think about that.
9. Cadbury Creme Eggs / Mini Eggs
8. Ben & Jerry's. yes, they're supposed to be all p.c. and natural and take care of their employees, the environment, etc. but I still don't understand why I'm paying $2.50 for a tiny scoop and you're charging me for sprinkles.
7. Hostess SnoBalls. particularly when they're dyed fancy holiday colors like green and pink.
6. Twinkies
5. Entenmann's chocolate chip cookies. good lord.
4. Chipotle Burritos. McDonald's-owned but so delicious.
3. Starbucks Mocha drinks. so much sugar, caffeine, calories, socioeconomic shadiness...and yet a perfect friday pick-me-up.
2. McFlurries
1. Cherry Coke

Top Ten Delicious Corporate Treats
(including corporate food, things, and experiences)

! psychokitty !

10. Dunkin' Donuts Coffee. They're corporate but not totally evil. I mean, their coffee is fair trade!
9. Baked Lays
8. swiss miss hot chocolate
7. Vitamin Water (I'm going through a vitamin water phase right now, actually)
6. The Swiffer Wet Jet. It's handy, especially when you have two pets, but the disposable swiffer pads and plastic bottles of cleaning solutions can't possibly be good for the environment.
5. Cheap Old Navy Jeans
4. H & M Clothes
3. McDonald's Happy Meal Toys
2. cheesy Hollywood blockbuster movies
1. Those 2 CDs for $25 sales at Virgin Megastore

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