today I worked on a cover for a western that had the best subtitle ever. ready?"Bad guys are a dime a dozen -- but luckily, so are bullets."I love it like an overused metaphor made suddenly humorous through reference to a relevant factual e

I told Miss J the story of my much anticipated non-date. she wrote back: oh my GOD that is all so lame! i will push them down the subway stairs for you! AND WHEN IS IT GOING TO STOP RAINING? i think everybody in this city is exposing what kierkegaar

when the guy you're going out with thinks you're just "hanging out as friends." Which either means he's totally clueless or, more likely, knew what I meant and chose to play it willfully ignorant. I thought it was pretty apparant that I was