if you get the dailycandy emails, this is old hat. if you don't, you've got to go play smack the pingu. it's this week's awesome time waster. so far, my distance record for penguin smacking is 491.2, but I hope to break 500 by the end of th

so like I said, I saw my friend Alina's band last night at Lit, and the door guy was a jerk. just totally sarcastic, with a huge attitude problem. for instance, I was standing by the door for the band's set and heard a girl ask him if there was a p

I saw my friend Alina's new band play last night in the city (very good by the way, in a very indie rock/rainier maria sort of way), so I was out walking the streets as the big fat white snowflakes were coming down. with my snorkel hood pulled up ove

when my friend Mike came to visit in December, he needed a book to read for his train ride back home so I gave him a copy of one of the "adult westerns" I work on at my job. adult westerns are basically porn for truckers. much like roman

if you wake up one morning and you are on the cusp--you can't figure out whether you're content, there's a life to live out there after all and you're doing fine all things considered and there are no real stresses, not really, and who knows what w

back in December I decided to go on a boy diet. I had spent the bulk of my adolescence and post-adolescence (and, let's be honest, pre-adolescence) mooning over boys and young men and older young men and I didn't have much to show for it. while it's

I'm eating a delicious chicken and swiss wrap from the upstairs cafeteria, and it's so delicious I would marry it if I could. this makes the list of non-marryable things I would marry if I could, to date:my apartmentmcdonald's McFlurriesthat Brand N

Ace: so do you want to get Chipotle tonight?Meg: I'm not sure. I'm in the middle of eating a delicious chicken wrap.Ace: I figured I should call ahead of time to fit it into your busy schedule.Meg: what busy schedule? what are you talking about?Ace:

it's a good thing I decided to give up boys for 2004, or else I think my heart would be a little broken right now...stupid friendster. stupid boy. stupid me.

on sunday I went to Shout!, where I ran into a lovely young man I enjoyed kissing last fall. I also ran into another young man who with whom I had an inebriated post-blackout encounter of which I am less than proud. still, I'm having a good time at

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