so dominatrixie had a link to the okcupid.com "what's your personality" test. and since it was an internet-based test that purported to tell me everything about myself, I had to take it immediately (of course, by taking said test you're signed up for the stupid site, which seems to be a dating service but, whatever. accounts are delete-able). anyway, according to them I'm "The Window Shopper". I shrugged my shoulders at most of it, but the description's third paragraph will be immediately familiar to anyone who reads this site on a regular basis.
03.24.04 update: after jay retook the test to what she felt was a more accurate result, I did too. and though I thought "The Window Shopper" was somewhat accurate, damn if this didn't nail it. also, ace is very funny.