austin mike's so funny

My corporate overlords have cut off our email access at work (at least partially. for some reason we can still get into Gmail, and I'm working out ways to access Yahoo!, but for all intents and purposes...), so I spent some time today answering emails that have been hanging around my in-box way too long. In the process, I came upon this gem from Austin Mike:

"My ballerina turtles are getting too big to stack upon each other on their floating rock and no amount of me calling them fat is changing that."

Ladies and gentlemen, Austin Mike, Inspirational Speaker!

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