As we waited in line to get our rental car, Sailor Mike called to say hello. I told him the story of the possible rock star I photographed on the plane while trying to take a picture of Meg. "Who was it?" he asked. "I have no idea," I said. "A very very large black man, that's all I know."
SM: Was it Stephen Malkmus?
Me: No, it wasn't Stephen Malkmus.
SM: Was it Lou Barlow?
Me: No.
SM: Was it Graham Coxon?
Me (seeing where this is headed): Yes. Yes it was Graham Coxon. Disguised as a very large black man. He's very clever.