and little devils speed their cars right towards you

as soon as I found out my derby name was taken, I emailed Laurel.

Me: bad news. we just found out a girl in the minnesota league is already Penny Dreadful. any other suggestions?
Laurel: Damn her!  Damn her to rollerskate hell, where the sidewalks all have jagged cracks and you have always just lost your skate key!

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